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MORNING MUSINGS

inspired by rob parrish and his "next to heaven" videolettes, i plan to create a daily audio diary of my morning musings.
for now it's about squirrels. maybe next month, it will be about nietzsche or bunnies.

34. i wasn’t going to tell you

Submitted by Michael Merino on Wed, 11/07/2007 - 14:06.

“i wasn’t going to tell you –“
“i already know,” said the squirrel.
“know what?” i asked.

“gore got the nobel.”
with consolation i remarked,
“only half a nobel,” i added.
“he deserved it, i guess,”
guessed the squirrel.

“but he’s already got a grammy,”
i groused.
“i thought it was an oscar,”
said the squirrel.
“you’re right.”

“who won the prize in physics?
that’s the only category i care about,”
asked the squirrel.

“some guys named fert and grünberg.”
“it wasn’t for giant magnetoresistance, was it?”
feared the squirrel.

“yes,” i said.
“those bastards used to cheat off
of me in trig,” grumbled the squirrel.

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Squirrel must be drunk on

Submitted by ZuluKing (not verified) on Wed, 01/30/2008 - 18:25.

Squirrel must be drunk on Bourbon Street. I wonder if he will have any insights on the Mardi Gras. If not, I will delete this bookmark.

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Squirrel must be

Submitted by Philbert (not verified) on Fri, 11/16/2007 - 15:46.

Squirrel must be hibernating.

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Don't cross the picket line

Submitted by Dogbert (not verified) on Tue, 11/20/2007 - 22:13.

Squirrel must be a member of the Writer's Guild.

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