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MORNING MUSINGS

inspired by rob parrish and his "next to heaven" videolettes, i plan to create a daily audio diary of my morning musings.
for now it's about squirrels. maybe next month, it will be about nietzsche or bunnies.

32. scrambled eggs with brains

Submitted by Michael Merino on Mon, 11/05/2007 - 14:02.

“scrambled eggs with brains,”
squirrel tells the waitress.
“you might want to get something else,”
i suggest.
“those are squirrel brains, you know.
and besides, i thought squirrels
were vegetarians.”

“but i like brains.
i find them attractive in squirrels,”
he explains.

“you might get jacob-creutzfeldt disease.”
“what’s that?” he asks.
“mad cow,” i tell him.
“just order the mediterranean omelet.”

squirrel calls the waitress over
and asks if the eggs contain squirrel brains.
“i’m jacob schmirnoff-intolerant,” he explains.

“me too,” winks the waitress
and brings the squirrel french toast
and her phone number.

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