DC Playwrights

“are we going to take
the tour of parliament?”
asked the squirrel.
“sure,” i said.
“when?
you know some days
are better than others.”

“yes, i would think
pitt would be better than balfour,
and disraeli better than gladstone,”
but for my money,” i added –
“the tours are free,” said the squirrel.

since it didn’t make a tuppence,
“i’ll take stanley baldwin,” i said.